Drinkables

Ah, the wonders of cannabis-infused beverages—where your morning coffee doesn’t just perk you up, it chills you out so profoundly that you’re debating philosophy with your toaster while floating on a cloud of calm. Sip that cannabis hot drink, and suddenly your afternoon slump turns into a full-on siesta, leaving you pondering if life’s stresses are just a bad dream or if you’ve accidentally become a sloth in human form. And don’t get me started on cannabis juice; one gulp and you’re so relaxed, your worries pack their bags and move to another dimension, leaving you giggling at squirrels like they’re stand-up comedians. Who needs therapy when your drink doubles as a liquid hug?